Racist Jokes

Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?

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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.

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I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.

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I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop, as I went into the  bank.
When  I came out, he looked at me and said, “Any  change?”
I said “No, you’re still black”.

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I'm no racist I have four black tires and color tv.

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Sadie was going downtown to shop. She grabbed some old designer jeans from a pile she hadn’t worn for awhile, stuffed her ID and a credit card in her pocket and away she went.
Unfortunately she forgot that her old pair of jeans had a hole in the pocket and the cards fell out as she walked.
Time to pay for her purchases and Sadie reached in her pocket.
“Where’s muh credit card? muh ID? The only thing in muh pocket is a Wire Brush.”
“Now when did ah buy a Wire Brush??”

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My mate was devasted when a stunning Syrian lady stopped messaging him on a dating site .
I told him don’t worry there’s plenty more refugee’s in the sea

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Q: There are 3 families living in 3 apartments in one building, a Mexican family, a white family, and a black family. A tonado hits the building one day. Which family survives?
A: The white family, because the children are at school and the parents are at work.

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Why’s it better to be black than to be gay?

Because when you’re black you don’t have to tell your parents.

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