Racist Jokes

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?

Alive.

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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart?
She just called them by their last names.

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Q. Why did the Jewish man who walked into Starbucks and get hired straight away?
A. Because Hebrews great coffee.

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Just met a really hot girl who was from a tribe in South Africa, we just clicked.

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Sherlock: We have no evidence, no forensics, nothing we don't know what's going on!
Watson: Then why don't we pin it on the black guy?

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English: One, Two, Three.
French: Un, Deux, Trois.
Spanish: Uno, Dos, Tres.
American: Thats one, Theres one, And Another One.

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You’ve gotta love football, even after all these years it’s still the only place you can legally buy and sell Niggers…

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My wife claims to have been raped while I was on a four month business trip, and that’s why she got pregnant.
I know she’s lying because the baby isn’t black.

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A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.

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