Racist Jokes

I’ve just been to my first Indian wedding.
It was fantastic when everybody started clapping at the final words of the ceremony:
“You may now meet the bride.”

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what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!

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Q: How can a black girl tell if she is pregnant? ….
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A: When she pulls the on the tampon string, all the cotton has been picked.

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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!

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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!

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O ne day, a married couple bore twins. They couldn’t afford to keep them, however, so they put them up for adoption. One of the boys went to a Spanish family and was named Juan. The other went to an Egyptian family and was named Amal.
Some years later, Juan became curious about his real parents. After researching and finally locating them, he sent them a nice letter and a picture of himself.
Upon receiving the picture, the original mother said, “I’m so glad he’s happy. And what a wonderful picture. I wish we had a picture of Amal. I wonder what he looks like.”
And her husband turned to her and said, “I wouldn’t worry about it. When you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”

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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.

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There was a three storey apartment building with a black family living on the ground floor, a paki family on the middle floor and a white family living on the top floor.
One day an earthquake struck and totally destroyed the building. Which of the three families survied?
The white family, because the parents were at work and the kids were at school.

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Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.

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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.

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