Gross Jokes

What's grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.

What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.

What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.

What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.

What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.

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Q: How does one human embryo talk to another human embryo?
A: It uses a stem cell phone.

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Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Giving your grandmother oral sex. And then hitting your head on the coffin lid.

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It was the first day of school after summer vacation.
The kids had all arrived in the high school sophomore English class, and were chatting away, making new friends.
THEN…In walked a very stern looking English teacher and a hush fell over the room as the kids scurried to their seats.

The stern teacher silently panned his gaze across all the kids.
After about a minute or so, he spoke...
"From the outset, I want you all to know that there are two words that are absolutely unacceptable in this classroom.
You cannot use them as you recite, or in any of your papers, tests, or homework.
Using these words even once, will get you a failing grade for that quarter.

The first one is "gross"
And the other one is "cool"
Are there any questions?"

After a few moments of silence, this gawky teen at the back of the room raises his hand,
and the teacher calls upon him.
In a pubescent croaking voice, the kid asks...

"So, what are they?"

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What is grosser than gross?
When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.

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Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.

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Q: What's the difference between a urethra and a garden hose?
A: Well, let me tell you, there's a vas deferens...

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What's grosser than gross?
A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!

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Sometimes I wonder What the f*ck was going on in the head of the first person to look at a cow, squeeze the gross pink things, watch a thick, white liquid come out, and announce," I'm gonna drink that".

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Guy:" Wanna here a joke about my penis?"
Girl:"ok"
Guy:Gross you f*cking pervert why do you want to hear a joke about my penis?"
Girl:"Cause It will be to short XD

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