Cross the road jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.

Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.

Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

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Why did 35 wads of jizz cross the road?
I wore the wrong socks today.

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Three Jokes for the Price of One …..
(1) Why did Princess Diana cross the road? …
She wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. …
(2) Did you hear that Princess Diana was on the radio after her death? …
….and the dashboard, and the steering wheel, and the windshield. …

(3) How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff? …
She left her head and shoulders on the windshield.

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Why did the potato cross the road?
He saw a fork up ahead.

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Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

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Why did the frog cross the road?
To see what the chicken was doing.

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Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
To wreak an unholy vengeance upon the driver of the car who's standing there, scratching his head, trying to figure out how a zombie baby's head can be beneath his car tires but the rest of the body is nowhere to be seen-- unless he were to turn around and notice the zombie baby body bearing down on him, coming ever closer, ready with grasping, pudgy zombie baby fingers to tear and rend at the flesh of this self-same driver who ran his head over, on the dark and rain-swept road that snakes down from the castle of the madman who's creating an army of zombie babies to do his dark, libidinal bidding.

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Bob: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe: "To get to the idiot's house."
Bob: "Knock knock."
Joe: "Who's there?"
Bob: "The chicken."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens didn't exist yet.

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