Chuck Norris Jokes

The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.

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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.

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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.

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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.

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Chuck Norris shits with such Velocity that he doesn't need to flush.

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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.

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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.

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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.

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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.

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