Celebrity / Pop Culture Jokes

We said to god we would trade justin beiber for michael jackson, but we realized god wouldn't even want justin beiber.......

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Q: What do you call an alien with three balls?

A: ET, the extra testicle.

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At the barbers yesterday, I asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise, so he gave me a cushion to sit on.

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Hillary Clinton doesn't suck. Just ask Bill.

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Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."

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Q: What kind of name would Miley Cyrus and Terminator gave to their first baby?
A: The Twerkinator!

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Why did Jacko always wear one white glove?
So he could tell when he’d finished his mars bar..

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Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face?

She tried eating with a fork.

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Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!

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People have put Kim and Kanye’s names together to get, ‘Kimye’….I think a more accurate name would be..
Slunt.

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