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Why are blacks like bicycles?
They don’t work without chains.

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I know 10 facts about yah
Part1: You are obviously reading this (stay with me)
Part2: Trust me, you can't say "m" Without touching your lips!
Part3: You tried it.
Part4: You are smiling
Part6: You are smiling or laughing again!
part7: Ha you didn't notice I missed fact 5!
Part8: Ya checked it.
Part9: Now your smiling again!
PArt10: Now you are going to like or comment!

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Had a fancy dress party last night and got beaten up after sleeping with a ghost. At least I thought it was a ghost, turns out it was my Muslim next door neighbors wife.

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God and Adam Are Discussing Women…
Adam says to God, “God, why did you make women so soft?”
God says, “So that you will like them.”
Adam says, “God, why did you make women so warm and cuddly?”
God says, “So that you will like them.”
Adam says to God, “But, God, why did you make them so stupid?”
God says, “So that they will like you.”

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One day YouTube, Twitter and Facebook will merge and be known as YouTwitFace :)

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A man goes to a job interview. His resume was fantastic and his qualities was perfect for the company. The interviewers were impressed.

"You are a strong candidate, and we would like to hire you. However, there's this 5 years gap in your resume. What were you doing during that time?"

"I went to Yale"

"Wow great! You're hired"

"Yay, I got a yob!"

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Last week I was in Mobile, Alabama -- very glad to be here. There are mutants in Mobile. They got social mutants. They got rednecks wanting to be yuppies, couldn't quite make that crossover. Bought BMWs, put mud-tires on 'em. Know what I'm talking about? Porsches with rifle-racks. Deep-fried sushi. Just glad to be talking to a crowd with teeth, tonight, that's very important right now.

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yo mommas so fat when Santa comes down the chimley he saids ho ho holy shit..........

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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.

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Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away Susie called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And he replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error." A puzzled expression ran riot over Susie's face. " 'An ID ten T' error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?" He gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever seen an 'ID ten T' error before?" Susie replied, "No." "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." . . . . . . . . . . I D 1 0 T .

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