-I walk in after a bad lesson-
Ass: You look like you just had a fight with a lawn mower, lost then had a mortal comeback with god and he gave you light.
Me:Wow you described yourself without a mirror

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My names not a dick so keep it out of your mouth ! WHORE!!

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Bully: Bitch!
Me: Bitch is a Dog, Dog's Bark, Bark's on Trees, Trees are apart of nature, Nature's beautiful, Thanks for calling me beautiful!

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boy can I tell you a secret
Girl sure
Boy whispers in her ear penis
Girl is that supposed be funny because you don't have one

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Yo' mama so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed out the ridges!

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THE SUPER MARIO BROS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
Bowser: Mario get a life
Mario: *pulls out a green mushroom and eats it* thanks bowser! Now if you make me die of boredom, I'll still have 3 lives left!
Bowser: gimme your lunch money
Mario: *dies of boredom* *comes back to life* I'm sorry, I don't have any coins. I lost them all when I died from your stupidity
Peach: boys! Boys! Stop this fighting!
Bowser: Sup bae
Peach: *slaps bowser's face with her purse*
Mario: hey bowser I see the ladies like you
Bowser: why you little-
Mario: yes bowser I see I am the shorter brother.
Bowser: I HATE YOU SO MUCH
Mario: bowser, I didn't ask for what you say when you look in the mirror!
Bowser: I give up...
Mario: I didn't ask what your parents say to you constantly
Bowser: (?°?°)? ???

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Yo' Mama is so short, she's the last one to know when it rains.

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Yo momma is so old God was her first boyfriend.

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Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!

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What's the difference between a rooster and your mom?
A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.

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Your dick belongs in your pants, not your personality.

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