I have a horse named mayo…
Mayo neighs.

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Iron man is actually Fe male.
don’t dislike it if you don’t get it

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I Just Booked a Table for Valentines Night….
I do hope she likes Snooker.

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Johnny, a farmer's son, was having lots of trouble in getting dates. He asked his best friend for some pointers.

The first thing you have to do is to do something to attract her his friend advised. So Johnny went home and hugged his John Deere.

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I often say to myself, “I can’t believe that cloning machine worked!”

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I’ve just done 100 press-ups in a row…
The lift attendant looked pretty annoyed.

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What do you give a deaf fisherman? A herring aid.

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Mixed up my sleeping pills with my Viagra.
I ended up having forty wanks.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.

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What did Mike Tyson's parents say when he told them that he wanted to be a boxer?

"Go ahead, knock yourself out!"

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Last night I was at a pub when suddenly a fight broke out. This one guy picked up a chair and tried to hit the other guy with it when suddenly the second guy ducked and to my amazement, picked up the whole bar and hit the first guy with it.
I thought to myself, ‘Wow, what a counter attack.’

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