YO MAMA IS LIKE A BRICK.
SHE DIRTY.
SHE FLAT ON BOTH SIDES
AND SHE GET LAID BY MEXICAN.
OOOOOOOOOOH.

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Your momma is so fat that your dad has to climb 15 minutes just to give her a kiss.

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yourmom is like a shotgun two cocks one blow.

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Yo mama so stupid,she brought a lipstick
To a makeup test.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she plays hopscotch she uses North America, South America, Europe, and Africa

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Yo Momma is so lazy that she does pull-ups, but only going into a drive-thru.

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Yo mama so fat that Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

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Yo Mama so old...
She's got the first autographed Koran.

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Yo mama is so dumb that when she called someone to come over and tear up her carpet she thought she was hiring a male prostitute.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

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Yo mama so fat she needs 5hr energy to sit

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