Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’

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yo mommas so fat when Santa comes down the chimley he saids ho ho holy shit..........

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yo mamma so ugly when she was born her mom said oh what a treasure! dad: yes! let's go bury it

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Yo momma so stupid she
stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

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Yo mama's so dumb that Rebecca Black taught her the days of the week.

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Yo momma so stupid she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken

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Yo Momma's so fat that when she went up to space, there was no space!

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Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

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Yo momma is so dumb, that she put a phone up her ass because she wanted to make booty call.

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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again

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Yo momma's so fat, she has to do a Slip 'N Slide on the 405 freeway.

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