A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, Silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “Paw, What’s ‘at?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I dunno. I ain’t never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain’t got no idea’r what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
“Boy, go git yo Momma….”
me and my friend were making chai tea, and he dropped the tea on his knee. I laughed. he asked why? i called him an asian and told him to stop being so chai knees
I was stood at the airport International Arrivals gate holding up my sign, when security approached and asked me to leave.
“Why am I being singled out?” I asked, motioning to the other people waiting there.
“Why? Because none of them have a sign saying ‘Fuck off back to your own country’. That’s why.”
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
*Black couple having Sex*
Black Guy: Who’s Your Daddy!?! Who’s YOUR DADDY!?!?!
Black Girl: I don’t know
Black Guy: Same here
Anant was in the army. During the war with Pakistan, Anant used his
intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers. He would hide behind the
bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan etc. and the soldier
named Imran Khan would get up to say 'I am here !' Then Anant would shoot him down. This went on till Anant almost wiped out all the soldiers single handedly!
Suddenly the Pakistani commander realized that Anant was killing all his soldiers by fooling them. So he decides to use Anant's own method to kill him and starts calling him names like Anant etc.
Anant realizing that the Pakistani was using his trick,
suddenly says 'Who called me ?' and the Commander gets up to say 'I called you.'
Anant shoots him also down!
Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines.
Thailand: Amazing Thailand
India: Incredible India
Malaysia: Truly Asia
Australia: There’s nothing like Australia
Question: Have you ever wondered what the Pakistan’s tourism tag line would be??
Answer: Have a blast. It may be your last……
there is a asain guy, white guy, and a Mexican guy on a ship and its sinking. so the captain says to throw anything off that they dont need. so the asian throws off some rice and says "we have to much of this in our country" the mexican throws off some beans and says " we have to much of this in out country" the white guy throws off the mexican and says " we have to much of this in our country"