Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.

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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.

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Chuck Norris shits with such Velocity that he doesn't need to flush.

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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.

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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.

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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.

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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.

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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.

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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.

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