Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails.

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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her first word was "more."

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest -- actual size.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she bent over, a couch and three chairs came out.

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After shagging a fat chick whilst I was drunk the next morning I said to her, “Here, if you want to see me again call this number.”
“Awww, men don’t usually give me their numbers,” she responded.
I said, “It’s not mine. It’s Weight Watchers.”

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she makes a parachute look like a handi-wipe.

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"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"

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I’m not calling my wife fat but she woke me up at 3am this morning saying that she thought there were some burgers downstairs!

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Take me back to your place and fuck me up the arse!” Some fat girl demanded last night.
“I would but I don’t have any lubricant,” I said.
“Oh you won’t need any, I’m very loose,” she winked.
“Maybe so,” I replied, “but my door frame is very narrow.”

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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

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