How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?

Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.

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*Black couple having Sex*
Black Guy: Who’s Your Daddy!?! Who’s YOUR DADDY!?!?!
Black Girl: I don’t know
Black Guy: Same here

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What do a black man and a tornado have in common?
it only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Anant was in the army. During the war with Pakistan, Anant used his

intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers. He would hide behind the

bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan etc. and the soldier

named Imran Khan would get up to say 'I am here !' Then Anant would shoot him down. This went on till Anant almost wiped out all the soldiers single handedly!
Suddenly the Pakistani commander realized that Anant was killing all his soldiers by fooling them. So he decides to use Anant's own method to kill him and starts calling him names like Anant etc.

Anant realizing that the Pakistani was using his trick,

suddenly says 'Who called me ?' and the Commander gets up to say 'I called you.'
Anant shoots him also down!

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Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines.
Thailand: Amazing Thailand
India: Incredible India
Malaysia: Truly Asia
Australia: There’s nothing like Australia
Question: Have you ever wondered what the Pakistan’s tourism tag line would be??
Answer: Have a blast. It may be your last……

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there is a asain guy, white guy, and a Mexican guy on a ship and its sinking. so the captain says to throw anything off that they dont need. so the asian throws off some rice and says "we have to much of this in our country" the mexican throws off some beans and says " we have to much of this in out country" the white guy throws off the mexican and says " we have to much of this in our country"

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Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!

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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.

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If a Mexican and a pedophile fight, is it called alien vs predator

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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white!

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What’s black and goes to work?
A white mans suit.

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