Bully: Hey nerd, your gay
Me: That's why there was loud noise complaints, saying it was coming from your moms bedroom

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There are too many weird Olympic events now, like that one where the gymnasts prance around the mat swirling a piece of ribbon. It's called 'rhythmic gymnastics' -- unless you're five, then it's called 'playing.'

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1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
2. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
3. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
4. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
5. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
6. A few clowns short of a circus.
7. If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
8. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
9. A few beers short of a six-pack.
10. Dumber than a box of hair.
11. A few peas short of a casserole.
12. One taco short of a combination plate.
13. All foam, no beer.
14. The cheese slid off his cracker.
15. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
16. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. 2
17. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. 18. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
19. As smart as bait.
20. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
21. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
22. Surfing in Nebraska.
22. In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart than most.
23. One sandwich short of a picnic.
24. The light's on, but nobody's home.
25. If dumb were dirt, he'd cover about an acre.

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why don't you slip into something more comfortable......may i suggest a coma

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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.

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Bully: Why do you have a small mouth?
Girl: To make your dick look big.

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I've seen the Traveling Wilburys. Is this the ugliest group you've ever seen in your life? You know the group is ugly when Tom Petty is the best looking guy. It's the only group where the roadies get laid first.

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I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.

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Bully-if you look up stupid in the dictionary their will be a picture of you.
Me-well i don't have to look up stupid in the dictionary.
Bully-*speachless
Me-also my dictionary doesnt have pictures

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You say "Alcoholism". I say "Liver Crossfit".

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*Somebody insults you* Well next time we have an argument ill buy you a condom so you can prepare before you go f*ck yourself

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