What did Adam say to Eve before Christmas?

"IT'S CHRISTMAS..."

"EVE!!!"

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*Plays game where I burn fake trees*
ME - Hahahahah!!! HAHAHHAHA!
Person next to me - What are you doing
ME - WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Person - You are playing with fire?
ME - YOU JUST FELT THE BURN!!!

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A monastery decided to start a fish and chips store. When the store opened, a client comes in, and asks one of the clerics: are you the fish fryer? Oh, no, the cleric answers, I'm the chip monk!

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How does Moses make his tea?Hebrews it.

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How are women and deer similar?
Their value goes up based on their rack size! ;)

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Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?

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Why do pelicans hate taxes?

BECAUSE NO MATTER WHERE THEY TURN, THEY STILL HAVE AN ENORMOUS BILL IN FRONT OF THEM!

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What do you do when balloons are hurt?

You helium.

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What did the German teacher say to the Jewish student?
Concentrate

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When life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.

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What do you call it when you murder a gay person?

HOMOcide

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