Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.

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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces themself.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

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Q: What did the blonde do when she learned that 90% of all crimes occur around the home?
A: She moved.

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Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up.
The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.”
The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.”
“That’s what my father says.”

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A blonde heard that accidents happen close to home so she moved!

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so one day a black guy breaks into a blondes house and she says shadow when did you come to life?

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What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
"You keep hearing about them, but never see any."

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go on holiday to a tropical island.
The brunette takes a beach umbrella, the redhead takes a crate of suntan oil, and the blonde takes a car door.
‘What are you doing with a car door?’ asks the redhead.
The blonde replies, ‘If it gets too hot, we can roll the window down.’

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Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70?

Because 69 is such a mouthful.

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