Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

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Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy ’bout it all
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, “Susie gal,
You’ll have to find another.
I’d just as soon yo’ Ma don’t know,
But Joe is yo’ half brother”
So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, “There’s trouble still…
You can’t marry Will, my gal,
And please don’t tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo’
I know is yo’ half brother”
But Mama knew and said, “My child,
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe
You ain’t no kin to Pappy.

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Friendly advice to all girls whose boyfriends keep stealing the covers at night -
Get a white boyfriend instead.

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Whats Black and don't work? (49% of the USA)

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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!

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Q: What is the difference between the words "select" and "choose?"
A: "Select" is when you pick something and "choose" is what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Why do black people pick there hair?
Because it looks like cotton

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What do black girls and black cats have in common? They're bad luck.

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What do you call a Chinese person who accidentally brushes his teeth with super glue?
Foo King Mong

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Captain Kirk: Who are these magnificent aliens?
Scotty: Captain, you can't call them that anymore. It's Uhura and Sulu

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Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister

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