yo momma so fat when she turns around it is her birthday...

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Yo mamas so fat when she went waterskiing someone tried to shoot her with a harpoon.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks the Salvation Army has tanks and machine guns.

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yo momma is so ugly that when she went into a haunted mansion she came out with a job application

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Yo momma so old that when God and the devil fought she was on the side lines cheering

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Tough Guy: Can you see your penis in the shower?
Boy: No
*Classroom laughs*
Tough Guy: Ohh really? Why Not?
Boy: Because your mom's head is on it
*Classroom falls silent*

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Yo mama so fat that when she went swimming explorers claimed her for new land.

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Yo momma's so fat, when I said I wanted "pigs in a blanket," she got back in bed.

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Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine!

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Yo Mama is so poor she makes Kenny McCormick look rich!

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Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.

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