Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A: A love call.

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Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?
Mating call

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Question: Why do men fart more than women?
Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!

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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Yo momma so poor I farted in her house and she bowed her head, stomped her feet and praised the lord saying " we got heat".

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Little Johnny was at school one day when the teacher asked the kids if they could use the word definitely in a sentence.
Well the first little girl raised her hand and said, "Well the trees are definitely green."
The teacher said "No not really because the trees turn yellow red and brown in the fall."
The next little boy raised his hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher said, "No not really because the sky can be all different colors."
From the back of the room little Johnny raised his hand and asked, "Do farts have lumps?"
The teacher said, "No Johnny of course not, that’s silly."
Then Johnny said, "Well then I definitely shit my pants!"

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I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.

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The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"
The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?
Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue."
"That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."
Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too."
Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?"
The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?"
Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely sh*t my pants."

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