Q: What do you say to a lollipop when you throw it away?
A: "So long sucker!"

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Q: What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or a body?
A: A clock.

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Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?

A. They make it rain!

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Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.

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Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? A: "Someday my prints will come."

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Q: What is the king of all inches?
A: The ruler.

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Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!

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A magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway.

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Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!

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Q: Why didn’t the melons get married?
A: Because they cantaloupe.

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Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: "I'm not peeling well."

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