I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, gross, godless, evil stuff... and I want it (:

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A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend.

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Coldplay is like depression you can hear.

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I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar.

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Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years.

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I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them.

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Like a flat tire.......how I'm rolling this morning.

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Everything is rightly confused.

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I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.

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Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

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Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there.

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