Say 'addicted' after everything I ask:
What is someone who does drugs?
What is someone who drinks?
What hit you in the face last night?
Addicted

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I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.

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I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

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Did you know that the invention of the shovel was a ground breaking invention?

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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

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I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

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I was going to tell a Mexican joke, but that's just crossing the border!

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ROCK A BYE BABY ON THE TREE TOP WHEN THE WIND BLOWS THE BASS WILL DROP JKBFRGJKEJGHKFQ3FGKUYD2FTUDEUKY

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The tenant above me keeps coming down into my flat, and I'm wondering what steps to take?

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If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

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Dirty Places
Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Assonet (Massachusetts, USA)
Bastard (Norway)
Bastardstown (County Wexford, Ireland)
Bear Butte (South Dakota, USA)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Beaver Lick Baptist Church (11460 US Hwy 42; Union, KY 41091-9483;USA)
Big Bone Lick State Park (Kentucky, south of Cincinnati; USA)
Bonar Bridge (Scotland)

Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Bumpass Creek (Alabama, USA)

Butte City (Idaho, USA)

Butt's Corner (New York, USA)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Climax Springs (Missouri, USA)
Cocksgag (Ohio, USA)
Cocke County (Tennessee, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Devil's Dyke (United Kingdom)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Effin (Limerick, Ireland)
Erect (Randolph County, North Carolina, USA)

Fairy Glen (Saskatchewan, Canada)

Fanny Bay (Australia)
Fertile (Iowa, USA)
Flasher (North Dakota, USA)
Fucking (Part of the municipality of Tarsdorf, in the Innviertel region of Upper Austria)
Frenchman Butte (Saskatchewan, Canada)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Gayhead Island (Martha's Vineyard, MA.....yes there is a ferry to Gayhead Island)
Gaylordsville (Connecticut, USA)

Gassville (Arkansas, USA)
Gnaw Bone (Indiana, USA)
Hardup (Utah, USA)
Hell (Michigan, USA)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Hookersville (West Virginia, USA)

Humptulips (Washington, USA)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Kisslegg (Bavaria, Germany)

Knob Lick (Kentucky, USA)

Koksoak River (Canada)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Lick Run (Pennsylvania, USA)

Likwang (China)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)

Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Moorhead (Mississippi, USA)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Naked City (Indiana, USA)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Onenut (California, USA)
Packwood (Iowa, USA)
Penisthorpe (England, recently changed to Pensthorpe) Penistone (South Yorkshire, UK)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Slackbottom (Yorkshire, UK)
Smuts (Saskatchewan, Canada)
Stains (France)
Stillorgan (Ireland)
Smackover (Arkansas, USA)
Tingley (Iowa, USA)
Titisee (Freiburg, Germany)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Top Ryde (New South Wales, Australia)

Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)

Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)

Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

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