Do you like wendy's?

Cause you'll love it wendys nuts slap yo face.

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Do you work on a chicken farm Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!!!

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Did you get that body at Mcdonalds?

because i'm lovin' it

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Hey baby, I wanna put my philosophers stone into your chamber of secrets releasing the prisoner of Azkaban into your goblet of fire giving you the deathly hallows!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. God made us beautiful. What the f*ck happened to you?

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Do you buy your pants on sale?
Because at my house they would be 100% off.

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kiss me if im wrong but your coming home with me tonight

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Roses are red, violets are blue
you're hot and i wanna f*ck you

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If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber

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My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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A guy in a bar, trying a new pick-up line, says to a girl, "Do you like raisins?"

She says, "No, sorry."

He then says, "Do you like nuts?"

She says, "No, sorry."

Finally he says, "How about a date?"

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