Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocain,cocain does chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.

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Chuck Norris doesn't make left turns. That's because everything he does is right.

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AC/DC's song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris's driveway.

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I before E except after Chuck.

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Chuck Norris touched MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have seamen. He has the Navy Seals.

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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.

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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.

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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

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