Yo momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

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Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

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Yo mama so fat, it took me two buses and a train just to get on her good side.

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Yo mama smells so bad when flies land on her they always throw up.

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Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.

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Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.

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Yo mama’s vagina is so hairy when she had you,it took 5 indiana jones to find you.

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Yo mama is so old when she went to school they didn’t study history.

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Yo mama is so dirty the only reason she wears underwear is to keep her ankles warm.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she found out she lost her virginity, she went and looked for it.

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